Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Nice Police

 More stories pour moi.. 


Interesting story, I was asked (86-87) if I had a pilot's licence driving back from a Rye gig once. They saw my gear in the back of the Kingswood. "The Senior Sergeant would like to hear some 12 bar"... so I got the bass out, rested the body against the fender (the panel, not the amp) and rattled off Blue Suede Shoes.


No breathalyser, they were satisfied that I was in control, let me off. "just take it a bit easier driving the rest of the way to Rosebud, Mr Treloar". The Senior Sergeant played saxophone and was apparently suitably impressed.


Next: driving back from the Royal gig Wed or Thurs in M'ton, got pulled over speeding near the Briars. Blew over, the lady copper wanted me to accompany them back to the station for a proper blood test but I protested saying I didn't want to risk leaving my gear in the car on the side of the road in the dead of night.


She took my keys, said "sit right there, I'll be back" and got back into the divvy van and made some calls. A couple of minutes later she opened the driver's door and said "move over" and drove me home to McCrae. On the way I asked what I blew. She said she wasn't supposed to tell me but because I was only 0.06 they figured that by the time they got back to the station and cranked up the machine there was a fair chance I'd be under and it wasn't worth the trouble. They stuck a canary on my car and I paid the speeding fine


When the time came to present my car at Dromana cop shop for inspection after I'd fixed it, Sgt Alvin Aitkens (or something like that) said ok. I said aren't you going to look at it, he said no, you wouldn't be here unless you fixed it. The same guy rocked up one day to serve a summons for a bloke that used to live in the flat I was renting. He looked down at the dope plant growing in a pot on my porch. "What's that?" he asked. "A tomato?" I replied. "Can you get rid of it?"


"Eventually..." I replied. He leant down, pulled it out, and without saying a word, walked away.


Alvin picked me up hitch-hiking years later in Red Hill South in the pissing rain. I said "What is it with you Alvin? You're a good bloke. I've never been given a lift by a policeman before. You're different.. How come?" 


Alvin replied, "I joined the Force because I wanted to serve the community". I got the feeling he wasn't at all on some sort of power trip, didn't want to chase after criminals or shoot them, just wanted to be a well-oiled cog in society.


Yet another story: driving back from a gig in Portsea, was looking for a bottleshop in Rosebud but it was after hours. Got pulled over outside Woolies, he took one look at my licence, asked what my sister's name was, said he knew her, took my car and said "walk home, come and pick it up at the Boneo station tomorrow when you're sober". When I got there it had a tag on the keys "yellow shit box Ford". But no canary! Good coppers! 



The moral of the story? I think most trained Police can spot a criminal in an instant. If you aren't one, unless you are being really rude or they're not a nice person, they will treat you with respect. Sure, I've had some brush ups with coppers that weren't exactly sterling silver but generally they're a great boon to society. Except the crooked ones.

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

A Covid Reality - or Devotee Conspiracy Theory?

First of all I must declare that I find it rather awkward for me to state my reasoning from my observations lest it be faulty or offends some.

All religion, mysticism, yoga etc begins with asking you to accept as truth a paradigm that has no obvious present manifestation, be it Jesus, Brahman, or Krishna. The Bible and the teachings of Jesus Christ have been handed down for centuries but no-one really knows for sure how accurate they are or whether in fact the parables can be correctly attributed to Him. The practising mystic focuses on the formless Brahman and the aspiring yogi on the Supreme Lord even where there is no evidence they exist.

And take the Bhagavad Gita, which is supposedly narrated by a blind clairvoyant and clairaudient who relates to the King what is happening on the battlefield of Kurukshetra far away. If you cannot accept or at least entertain this possibility then you are never going to accept the Gita. None of us in our normal human state of consciousness can see Jesus, Brahman or Krishna. Anyone who can is regarded as gifted, visionary, or self-realised. Yet for the neophyte approaching and attempting to embrace spirituality the only tools they have are belief, and later, faith - that is, until (and if) they come face-to-face with and can directly see God.

So it is not surprising to find that those aspiring on varied spiritual and/or religious paths may believe in some rather bizarre ideas.

In 2020, covid-19 brought with it a shipload of conspiracy theories – some quite plausible, but most of them utterly ridiculous. In general, participants of counter-culture such as devotees do not trust governments and western society, usually for good reason. We therefore expect to see sentiments ranging from anti-establishment to those bordering on anarchy. But this global catastrophe has exposed just how gullible sheepish people can be, falling for conspiracies about it being a population control experiment, a fake pandemic (how can you have both!?!) involving Bill Gates, UN & the Great Reset, engineered bioweapons, claims of face mask 'danger', vaccine microchipping and altered DNA, caused by 5G, etc.

    Don't worry, the government isn't going to kill you - but the virus just might! Here's something I prepared earlier:

"Covid has exposed cultish elements in some ex-iskcon devotees. I have witnessed several posting online every conspiracy theory ad nauseum - even tired flim-flam disproven long ago. No-one seems to check authenticity even - they're more concerned with showboating their latest discovery or revelation rather than a truthful exposé. It's so ridiculous it's not even funny. Here's some of the nonsense (followed by sense):

The vaccine will enable authorities to track you via an injected microchip - 
No. The said microchip is on the vessel to track expiry date etc.

The vaccine will alter your DNA - 
No. Messenger RNA (known as mRNA for short) never enters the nucleus of any body cells and only interacts between them via dendrites.

YouTube videos show Bill Gates has planned the whole thing - 
No. The said videos are edited/respliced/arranged and contrived to imply things he never said.

5G causes covid by excitation of the oxygen in your blood - 
No. It is true that 5G uses oxygen molecules to efficiently transmit signals over short distances - how 5G works - but if you had free oxygen molecules in your blood you'd be dead in seconds. Yes, free oxygen molecules in the air (0₂) become excited by the 50-300 Gigahertz radio wave spectrum, but oxygen in the blood is bonded with iron (FeO) in haemoglobin and is unaffected."

Can I stop now? You get the point.

Wuhan bat soup. Population control experiment. Engineered bioweapon. World Bank & IMF global wealth redistribution. Vegan immunity. Quack cures - drink bleach or straight vodka. Fake pandemic. Face masks are suppression muzzles…"

I have known former devotees who, out of uniform, have behaved as bad as, if not worse than, your average Joe Blow. After all, we're only human, and Hare Krishnas are no different when they 'come to rest in their normal state'.

Certain types of people are prone to believing in conspiracy theories - especially those with cognitive biases that filter out any information that doesn't conform to preset conceptions of how they perceive reality to operate. If it doesn't fit, it's rejected. This effectively cuts off all learning as it stops new information from being assimilated and processed. It never even gets a foot in the door.

Cognitive bias is when a set of prejudged concepts form a closed loop and anything and everything outside that loop is rejected as false. Most conspiracy theories are not based on evidence but on belief or faith in the CT. This lack of evidence is used by CTers as 'proof' because it is 'hidden by the conspirators'. This is known as circular thinking and doesn't actually accomplish anything or distinguish fact from fiction. Furthermore, CTers argue that the very term 'conspiracy theory' is manufactured purely as a slur to discredit them, thus deepening their conviction that they alone are privileged to have the secret knowledge of what is going on that the general public is ignorant of. Often in life the simplest explanation will suffice but these kinds of people always look for the most complicated possible cause, because according to their point of view everything is very, very convoluted - and for them, it always is.

Most of us in society innocently use technology with no ulterior motives, and those who believe there is always a conspiracy involved may either suffer from a personality disorder ranging from alienation and depression to delusional paranoia or some form of serious mental illness such as schizophrenia. Yes, Big Tech wants to mine your data because that's how they make money. Yes, there are nasty people who want to screw with us, but they are probably working alone – or, much more likely, in competition with each other – rather than colluding in some sort of massive joint effort against us. Collectively they see us as a pool of resources but generally they are fighting amongst themselves to get the lion's share. There is no need for any covert conspiracy. It is all out in the open. It is all part of the two-faced society we live in - survival of the fittest and goodwill to all mankind. We all need each other to live yet at the same time we compete.

Once upon a time there lived a frog in a well. He started out life as a tadpole in the nearby lake, but later as an adult he went exploring and fell in the well. Unable to get out he survived by drinking from the small pool at the bottom. One day a sparrow landed on the edge of the well and told the frog about how she'd just flown over the Atlantic Ocean. "It was so vast," said the sparrow, "that I barely made it across". "Oh really?" asked the frog. "How big is it? Is it larger than this pool of water?" The sparrow replied, "Oh, much bigger than that". The frog asked if it was larger than the nearby lake. "Much, much bigger" said the sparrow, "you can't possibly imagine". "No I can't. I think you must be telling fibs."

Going around in circles on the same conspiracy websites reinforces the 'frog in the well' philosophy, unaware or unwilling to even look into alternative explanations and refusing to accept that there is another world outside our tiny brain's reasoning. All we need to do is accept that illusion is the work of Māyā and that the actual conspiracy is that God is hidden from us – and that whatever philosophy we invent or whatever thoughts we think, we may then believe to be the truth. It could all be nonsense - including and especially our paranoid conspiracy theories.

For me the strangest part of the whole pandemic is that not only has it highlighted the usual ISKCON devotee anti-establishment sentiment - something that has existed since the movement's beginnings in the 60s - it has exposed a completely distrustful attitude to the extent that it appears to be more like cynicism. In fact some ex-ISKCON devotees so fully embrace the whole raft of Covid-19 conspiracies without any discretion whatsoever that their clique resembles a cult more than a traditional lineage of bhakti devotion.

Some of those who become devotees are distressed - therefore qualifying as one of the four kinds of people who are attracted to Kṛṣṇa consciousness. As wonderful as the process of bhakti-yoga is, many of us struggle to rise above the platform of kanishtha, and only a few truly qualify as madhyama-adhikaris, able to quote the relevant scripture at will and thus defeat any argument put to them.

So it is not surprising that when devotees leave ISKCON, especially after the Zonal Acharya System fiasco, they may resume their former consciousness albeit on a somewhat minimally higher level, yet may be disillusioned, disheartened and very suspicious of others and the world in general.

Certainly a small number (a minority) of ISKCON devotees are genuine seekers only interested in the Supreme Absolute Truth, but generally that isn't the case. Perhaps over ninety percent are motivated by the "what's in it for me" principle. But we've only got to look at the monsters that have been exposed in ISKCON – the weirdo splinter groups, the drug fiends, the smugglers and gunrunners, paedophiles, misogynists, homosexual gurus (an oxymoron if there ever was one, as bona fide gurus are always celibate), child abusers, etc., not to forget the secretive cultish subset – to realise that some people who join the movement are really messed-up... not to mention the messed-up fringies like me that never even joined up in the first place!

It is not as simple as reciting some Holy Names over and over or repeatedly uttering transcendental sound vibrations that one's heart is totally purified at once - or even marginally cleansed over time. Certainly there is an automatic effect regardless of the chanter's proficiency due to the power of the Holy Name. But when offences are committed - like thinking about sense gratification or thinking the chanting is weak or ineffective or taking too long - then the process is nowhere near as potent and productive as it could be.

I know from personal experience that my imperfect recitation of the Lord's Holy Name millions of times has not transformed me into any kind of enlightened being or made me a powerful guru. After all, we have trillions and trillions of sins from billions of lifetimes and therefore we cannot expect immediate results from absent-mindedly mumbling a few phrases over and over. Obviously my chanting is on a very basic level as a neophyte and I ought not expect astonishing results.

Those of us who are driven by guilt may frantically chant in desperation. On the other hand some of us are merely trying to raise our consciousness up from the proverbial gutter. For those wanting instant results from performing a mystic process this is bound to be disappointing. If we are patient and sincere we will humbly accept whatever progress we make with gratitude, knowing we are one step closer to our destination. For me, to make an analogy with a journey from Australia to India, so far I may have left Point Leo on the Mornington Peninsula but I'm still to reach the outer Melbourne suburbs - let alone be airborne on a flight to Mumbai!

We all know it is very difficult to escape the clutches of Māyā and overcome illusion. But we should not avoid personal responsibility for our failures and blame conspiracy theories for thwarting our efforts at spiritual progress. There are plenty of obstacles already in place by Māyādevi's power. To dwell constantly on the faults of this world is unproductive and a waste of time. Certainly it is wise to be wary for there is always evil lurking but it should not take up any more of our brain space other than to make a note of it, be vigilant, and move on.

हरे कृष्ण हरे कृष्ण कृष्ण कृष्ण हरे हरे हरे राम हरे राम राम राम हरे हरे
Hare Kṛṣṇa, Hare Kṛṣṇa, Kṛṣṇa Kṛṣṇa, Hare Hare,
Hare Rāma, Hare Rāma, Rāma Rāma, Hare Hare.

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

We choose our mindset and therefore our karma/future/destiny

Research reveals that if a reader doesn't agree with what an author writes they will quickly move onto something else. You only have a few chances to grab their attention somehow. By the third sentence you've either lost them or won them over.

They call this selective '_ _ _ _ _ _ _' (insert noun here). It may be selective cognition, selective attention, selective perception, selective reasoning based on selective recall, or how about this one - selective memory, often used by politicians when sitting in the witness box.

We know what we like and don't like. These preferences dictate pretty much the whole of our lives. It is only when we face a dilemma - when the feedback from reality says it isn't working - that we take the time to look deeper or explore outside of ourselves for other possibilities. 

Sense gratification involves our sense organs, the object of our senses, and the network of nerves that connects it all to our brain via electrochemical stimuli. Different stimuli produces different hormones and complex molecular compounds which then affect our mood. Like rats up the proverbial labratory corridor we are treated by commercial interests as mere money-making lifeforms that predictably repeat the same things over and over. For those moguls it is simple - give the consumer what they want and the public will hand over their money without so much as a blink of the eye.

Now.. if you have read this far it means you are most likely open to suggestions about how you can change your life. I'm not going to sell you anything. I'm not going to waste my time trying to get you to agree with my way of thinking. All I am going to do is respect you because you are aware that you have choices in life and know you don't have to react knee-jerk fashion to social elbowing, including the latest fashion, popular buzz words, facebook memes and trending wokeisms.


Congratulations. Keep up the good work. Most don't even realise they have choices!

Monday, October 05, 2020

Karma is usually held in abeyance

Three situations are operative all the time and it's a little more complicated than a simple 'past, present and future' scenario. There's reaction coming back at you from what you did in the past. There's reactions that haven't yet come back at you that you'll suffer or enjoy at some future time. And there's karma you do now that may be 'instant' but most likely you won't reap until the future. Only very rarely is it immediate - and for good reason! John Lennon popularised the concept of instant karma and as a result created a false impression... more on that later...

Actually there are three or more types – karma, vikarma, and akarma:
» Karma ('good karma') is action commended in accord with one's prescribed duties eg good deeds, helping others, or "doing the right thing", "obeying the law", "following my religion".
» Vikarma ('bad karma') is unauthorised action that is against or avoids the responsibility of carrying out one's duties eg dirty deeds, harming others, or "doing the wrong thing", "breaking the law", "going against your religion".
» Akarma ('cancelling karma') is action that frees oneself from the reaction to past deeds whether they be karmic or vikarmic ie "good or bad". Technically even good deeds cause bondage to the Material World because they come with a reaction such as a reward, a distinction or high place in society. Akarma frees oneself from even good reactions.
» There is another type of akarma known as naiṣkarma. This doesn't really apply to the average person because it only applies to highly realised souls who are either eternally transcendental or have achieved liberation. Naiṣkarma doesn't mean no action, it is spiritual action without any reaction that is performed 100% on the spiritual level – by elevated fully-realised Holy Teachers, Saints and Gurus such as Jesus Christ, Mohammed, Prabhupāda and numerous others. Such souls do not care for rewards, medals or sainthoods and go about their business without attachment or attraction to the fruits of their labour. These wise people are totally are karma-free, actually!

Back to karma and reaction being held in abeyance, and John Lennon's "Instant Karma". In hindsight there is no apparent connection between him being about to enter his apartment after returning from a recording studio and then being shot in the back other than that he was facing the door. Like most of us and our karma, he didn't see it coming.

The reason most karma isn't instant is to create the illusion of freedom from reaction so that the soul seeking happiness independently can do so without a constant reminder. This acknowledged accountability is for the theist ->to the Supreme Being, for the mystic or impersonalist ->to the Supreme Absolute Truth, and for the agnostic ->to the Universe or some other Higher Power. The atheist assumes total unaccountability. It is this very attitude that enables and maintains their illusory concept of life.

More on abeyance:
A thief would never commit a robbery if they knew they were going to be caught immediately. They only do so because they think they're going to get away with it. In this case it is obvious that the reaction to their deeds are held in abeyance unless or until they get caught. Even if they are arrested they may be let out on bail. Only on final sentencing might they actually have to pay for their misdeed. Even then, they could be later freed if there was a mistrial. Oh, how little we understand the workings of karma!

As for karma and vikarma, it is practically impossible to be able to tell if we are presently enjoying a reaction to something from a previous lifetime, something done in the past such as earlier in the day, last week, last year or even our childhood; something done in the present (virtually an immediate reaction, "instant karma"); or whether the effect will be held over – even into a future lifetime.

Often it can be very confusing. For instance, let's say a good Samaritan driving to Church stops to help a motorist who appears to have broken down, only to beaten up and robbed. A lot of people would think it makes no sense, making this world is unfair and meaning that there is no God. Well, these things happen without any apparent 'justice' because we don't understand what karma or vikarma is coming back from abeyance, which is being held over, and which is being created for the future; or which is "instant karma" (in this case none).

We have no idea when the results of all our pious impious activities will end, when 'our luck will run out', indeed how or when we will die - either meeting it accidentally, tragically or peacefully. But one thing is sure. We all have more than enough karma to force us to be reborn over and over again because we never stop accumulating it!

[Definitions of karma are as found in the Srimad-Bhagavatam and the Bhagavad Gita] 

Sunday, August 16, 2020

आसन Āsana means sitting.

 आसन Āsana means sitting. 



"Eh what?" I hear you say, "I thought āsana meant a yoga posture!" (ha ha) 


Please allow me to explain. Contrary to popular misconception, what mostly everyone calls 'yoga' i.e. Haṭha-yoga, is actually just one small part of Aṣṭanga-yoga, which is in turn part of Jñana-yoga, a part of the larger picture of the three main yogas:-

1. Bhakti-yoga 

2. Jñana-yoga 

3. Karma-yoga


The practice of sitting to meditate is one of the Eight Limbs of Patanjali's Aṣṭanga-yoga. Separately, Haṭha-yoga is one such limb, a subset consisting of the discipline of regulated breath control achieved though various postures. Āsana actually means sitting - it wasn't until modern times (19th century) that it was used to mean the various yoga postures i.e. standing, lying, bending, etc of Haṭha-yoga. 


To Patanjali, āsana meant holding a positition in order to meditate. The best posture to maintain prolonged trance is sitting. If you lie down, chances are you'll fall asleep. If you stand, you'll fall over. To the modern yoga practitioner in the West it means anything but sitting! This is because the first Indian yogis who introduced it to America and Europe did not emphasise meditation - they were stuck on that level, that yoga rung, and could not rise higher on the yoga ladder due to bodily identification - possibly from doing too much Haṭha-yoga and not enough meditation haha! (or japa, or kirtan, or bhajans etcetera) 


To this day, mention the word 'yoga' and the first thing that enters people's minds is 'exercise positions'. It is a sad state of affairs because that posturing only makes up about 1-5% of the complete Yoga Ladder with all its various rungs. You can blame that on Vivekanda. 


The idea is to start at the bottom and work one's way up once each level of perfection is attained on subsequent rungs. It begins with Karma-yoga, charitable work. Practically every thing we do in life is aimed at reaping the fruits of our labour - and the first principle in yoking with the Divine (the etymological root of yoke is 'yog' Sanskrit for to 'join up') is letting go of selfish gains. 


Karma-yoga is a 'physical' yoga (if you like), and Haṭha-yoga is the next logical extension, using the body and controlling the breath in order to balance the airs, the vital life-forces that move between the chakras.


The purpose of all this is to be able to meditate undisturbed as in Jñana-yoga. By practicing breath control and postures (Haṭha-yoga) one is able to quieten the body so as to be able to sit (āsana) for long periods in order to go deeper and deeper into meditation.


The focus, the object of meditation (Jñana-yoga) is the Supersoul, the part of God that resides in the heart of every living being. The Yogi meditates on the Supersoul to seek union with the Divine. That is the true meaning of yoga - not a paid-for workout on foam mats in a class, or a trendy display of gymnastic ability. That is not Yoga, real in its true essence! 


#Note: I heard from one source that in 1811 or 1834 possibly the Sritattvanidi of the then Maharaj of Mysore, Krishnaraj Wodeyar III (1794 to 1868) wanting to compile a manuscript/treatise of South India of that time, funded the effort to put everything together including instructions and illustrations of 122 postures. 


Some of the first Haṭha-yogis who became famous in the West after introducing 'yoga' were Swami Vivekanda in the late 1800s and his disciple Pramahamsa Yogananda in the 1920s. They did not teach much (withheld?) if anything of the rest of the limbs of Patanjali's Eightfold Yoga System and virtually nothing on the other two main paths. Although karma was discussed there was little mention of Karma-yoga eg the kind of community service performed by Christians and other charitable institutions and philanthropists. There was no emphasis on Bhakti-yoga as introduced by Śrīla Prabhupāda in the 60s, and only a little of the Jñana-yoga of meditation popularised from the Hippie era and onwards by 'hip gurus' such as Gurdjieff, Rajneesh (the Orange People), Muktananda, Chinmoy, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi of TM (Transcendental Meditation) and Maharaj Ji (Prem Rawat) of the Divine Light Mission etcetera. That is why everyone thinks of āsanas when you say the word 'Yoga'. 


Very sad indeed. Only 1-5% of the real meaning of yoga.