Conspiracy Theory Checklist

□ The Earth Is Flat
□ The Moon Landings were faked
□ UFOs come from inside Hollow Earth (yes I know, how can it be hollow if it's flat, ha ha ha)
□ Chemtrails sterilise the population and make us sick
□ The Illuminati and/or New World Order runs the world
□ Tinfoil hats prevent your mind being read by others
□ 432 Hertz (cycles per second) is the only correct pitch for A4; the A = 440 Hz reference point is an evil invention of the Nazis designed to make everyone weak, feeble and gullible. That's why all normal music is so terrible.
□ Green Lizard Men from Outer Space control society
□ Cultural Marxism created the Hippie Movement
□ HAARP weapons cause earthquakes and cyclones
□ Anti-vaxxers like Andrew Wakefield are stool pigeons used to make Big Pharma look good
□ The Beatles songs were all written by Theodor Adorno
□ Elvis is still alive and living in Japan/Mexico/Morocco
□ All religions are mind control devices
□ 9/11 was orchestrated by the US government
□ JFK was assassinated by the CIA
□ Global Warming is man-made and we're all gonna die unless we do something about it
□ The Bermuda Triangle is a black hole
□ Freemasons are evil
□ Donald Trump is the Anti-Christ
□ Fluoride is put in tap water to lower our intelligence
□ AIDS was created by the Church to punish homosexuals
□ Tinfoil hats protect your brain from cosmic rays
□ Heavy Metal music is a tool of Satanism
□ Marijuana is illegal because it frees your mind
□ Vegetarians don't get enough protein
□ Uri Gellar can't masturbate because he loses his erection when he rubs his penis
□ Alien abductors love faeces hence all the anal probing
□ John Lennon was assassinated because he was about to  expose that the Beatles were fake, used lookalike doubles, and couldn't actually play or sing. Oh, and Paul is dead
□ Anyone can buy a TM mantra and become God
□ Margaret Thatcher is an alien, so is Julian Assange
□ Hitler was a vegetarian and an animal lover, he was the first to make smoking in the workplace illegal, campaigned for better worker's rights (all true).The CT is that he was set up and the Holocaust was the work of the SS (the Schutzstaffel of Nazi Germany) done secretly behind his back. Not a very polite thing to say in front of holocaust victims.
□ The Internet is spying on you - Big Brother is real
□ Television, media and radio are covert government brainwashing operations. So are newspapers, magazines, all social media and the internet. Wikipedia is a misinformation tool, owned and controlled by atheistic white supremacist pornographers
□ World Championship Wrestling is rigged (yes, we all know that one! More a conspiracy fact than a theory)
□ Every conspiracy theory is right on the money.