Tuesday, March 01, 2016

The Mediocre Thud

       Atheistic scientists have proposed that Life in the "Accidental" World may have come from Matter originating from a Weird Sort of Nothingness that accidentally happened through no particular Cause. This "Something coming from Nothing" is referred to in scientific circles as The Big Bang, The Mediocre Thud, or The Pathetic Little Kafoof, depending on one's bent. It supposedly only became something by mistake and actually has no Purpose or Meaning. Different Bits of Stuff (that came from Nothing) reacted to and with each other, mixed together and formed the first Things. These particles vibrated and rubbed against each other, as random events kept on affecting each other to make even more complex Higher Thingy Stuff that showed the first evidence of Patterns and Swirly Lines, eventually forming various recognisable Shapes and early brainless Blobforms.  
But amazingly, rather than everything becoming a totally chaotic mess, some of these combinations occasionally produced spectacular flukes and wonderful surprises - the peculiar offshoots of chance phenomena that we now call Nature. All this just from some sort of haphazard pot-pourri of Nothingness and Stuff!
And what's more, because Life is an Accident and therefore has no Purpose or Meaning, there is nothing particularly meaningful in Philosophy, Morals, Ethics, Belief Systems, Religion or Spirituality.
Thus, these so-called 'intelligent' scientists theorise that we are all nothing but insignificant hapless Beings, wandering aimlessly through a Pointless Accidental World that has Spontaneously arisen, without Cause, Meaning or Purpose, from Random Chaos.
Well, now you know why I don't blindly trust Science!